Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Fat People.

God, I hate fat people. Not overweight or obese people...That's a whole different bag of nuts, that sa health thing. Fat is an attitude, not a weight class. I call it fat because most people who fall into this group are in fact obese but I chalk that up to coincidence.

Fat people are the people who you see in public places wearing spandex pants. Their at the mall in the tight pants and over sized shirts creating this almost Black Hole of ugly which sucks in ALL attractiveness surrounding them. I've actually seen hot women sucked into this ugly well. People need to learn spandex is a privilege, not a right. Their also the people you see a your school or place of work wearing tights pants being loud when they have no right to do either.

They pull the magic line out too. "I'm hot, you're just jealous because you can't have this!" you're not. The fact that I can see your stomach falling out from that shirt you have NO business wearing really nails that point home.

They propagate their own backwards ideas, quite loudly until you're forced to agree with them.....well say you agree with them so they shut the fuck up. Their loud, obnoxious and rude. They get pissed at people in the service industry when their shit isn't EXACTLY right. They think that everyone owes them everything and don't wanna work for anything.

I know this because as I right this, I'm sitting in the student centre at my school staring several examples right in the eye. They have no idea what I'm doing so I secretly laugh at them.....also....I'm quite bored.

Also...srsly....put a damn sweater for chrissakes...nobody wants to see that.

Next week....their mortal enemy...the dbag jock....maybe....if I probably not.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Media.

Ok, so I was listening to CBC radio on the way home from class today (yeah...I do that, radio stations suck here) and they were referring to this trial in Pickton, BC of the man accused of killing 49 women. Their only trying him for 6 at this point but one can assume more charges will be coming. Anyways, they weren't solely covering THAT but rather the coverage of it and whether or not talking about violent and depraved acts is too much for News networks to be covering.

Anyways, my issue doesn't lie with the issue of censoring disturbing content in the news. I'm sure no one wants to hear about HOW he did it, but some facts trickle out. News outlets have been really good about disclaimers and such, warning parents about content coming up that could be offensive to children.

SO they do their little bit about how over time people become desensitized to all this and develop coping mechanisms. All true, pretty basic but good discussion points. Then....they get to the callers.

First caller is a house wife from god knows where (I missed where she was from they told me..but whatever), she had gotten her daughter (9 years old) to NOT come home for lunch that day because of what was being discussed, ok whatever...seems stupid as hell, but whatever. She says she''s been waiting with her phone for the call in section so she could complain about the LACK OF DISCLAIMERS. She states that she had gone out of the room to do laundry and her child heard about what I can only conclude was the reports about this Pickton man, after having dismembered his victims...putting their extremities (fingers toes etc.) in a Bucket. Her problem wasn't with the WHOLE mention of this act...but rather that they used the word BUCKET, which created a image in her daughters head. She would have preferred the word RECEPTICLE. That was her complaint....not the telling of dismemberment and murder......but bucket. That THAT word, bucket, taught her daughter that their are messed up people in the world. I don't know about you but at nine I was aware that some people are fucks, andddddd some aren't.

Her second complaint was that these victims (who as far as I can tell were mostly, if not all, prostitutes) were described as "Sex Trade workers." It's a nice term, gets the point across without being too derogatory, right? Well her issue was that they were referred to AS sex trade workers....not as...and I quote... "Sisters, cousins, daughters....working in the sex trade industry." (extra periods mine) She later said that when she dies will she be referred to as a sister, cousin, mother, a Housewife, Christian.

She tried to sneak that Christian bit in there and slide it under the radar but I picked up on it.
I'm christian myself and I only say that so readers (who all know me anyways) don't say I'm being religousist.(I'm hoping thats a word) but, it bothers me when people who are OVERTLY "christian" feel the need to push what THEY believe should be on Tv/Radio/Media Outlets, over everyone.

So in short, the media already censors what's said, and people need to stop trying to pick apart what LITTLE section of the language that people in public outlets can still use. Also, while it might not be a great system but society still basically lives by the principle of "You are what you do." And if you spend your days cleaning the house and trying to protect your children from what should be common knowledge by are simply a fucksicle.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Yeah, blogspot decided to lose my account so I hadta redo it all....bastards.

As I sit here in environmental biology and my prof talks about the war in vietnam I can't help but think two things.

a) what the fizzuck does the vietnam war have to do with biology.

b) books are such a waste of time

ok...that had nothing to do with anything.

Books…..seriously…who the fuck needs them? In a constantly changing and updating world nothing is more useless then a stack of papers wrapped in cardboard. When information travels at the speed of thought books become obsolete before they can even be printed. Now you may be asking why write a chapter…in a book…about how much books suck…well because that’s how I roll. I do things differently then others and I felt there was no better way to demean a form of media, then to publish a piece of that media that completely destroys it.

Now in the 1500’s books may of worked because people were stupid and liked doing things like reading. That shit don’t fly. Books involve time…and patience…and imagination, things that television, the internet, and ninjas have all long since destroyed. Yes you heard me right….ninjas. Ninjas are well known for their abilities to kill anything, even abstract concepts as love, hatred, and imagination. Also ninjas have been secretly placed in EVERY major event in recent history. JFK? Ninjas. Fall of the Berlin Wall? Ninjas. The end of World War II? Ninjas….and Captain America (of course).

So you may ask? What do ninjas, and books have to do with each other. And the honest truth is…..nothing, really. But you may ALSO ask…what DON’T ninjas and books have in common, and that answer is also nothing, but don’t ask me to explain that, because I won’t, because I can’t. But I DO know one thing…if it came down to a fight, between ninjas and books…ninja’s win hand down. It’s barely a contest.

Now I thought about writing a book and discovered it was a lot of work. Now thats just writing, not doing any research as evidenced above. I felt (and still do) that research only gets in the way of saying what I wanted to say, because, theres no actual fact to it.

To quote Stephen Colbert, "Facts just get in the way of the truth" and as this blog goes on in time, you'll find Colbert's influence all over it. I'm a firm believer in truthiness, and in wikiality. After all whats more true then what we (as a whole) believe is true. Why let some "book" written by some "guy" tell you whats real, is reality not what we make of it?

So thats the first entry, I plan on somehow getting videos done in the future for some posts and I talk better then I write.